Captain Karl

A scrumptious dark chocolate, espresso cake. There may be caramel involved...and maybe some other stuff. When seen, girls dating boys with the name of 'Karl' will often seek to inform them of the fact of its existence no matter the time of day or night.

That cake is called Captain Karl??! Like, OMG. I NEED. TO. TEXT. HIM. NOW.

by rustedspoonsoflove January 26, 2016

Karl Jones

A needy little Faggot.

God, that Karl Jones sure is a needy little Faggot.

by Fuccboim8 May 31, 2018

Karl Koch

Weezer man not in the band but still very cool

Karl Koch?? Very cool man guy dude

by LeavesCuomo January 09, 2020

cosmic karl

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky

Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.

by Stickworks December 18, 2017

Karl#3582

Karl#3582 Just a Karl Nothing Wrong

Karl#3582

by Guy94694 February 03, 2021

Karl G

the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. he is so smexy and funny asf

i just met this hot funny dude and i bet him name is Karl G!

by wiseman2848284828 May 31, 2022

Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024