a sad cunt that has no taste in music or fashion and thinks clown make up and singing about killing people with a hatchet is cool that and think there ninjas but are all nothing more or less then surban white kids acting ghetto. 1. the clown make up and thinking your a ninja makes you look like a a fag and thinking becasue your a "juggalo" you can beat the shit outta anyone just makes them pethetic cunts, its a shame we cant kill people like this on sight as it would be fuckin handy as hell but since muder is shunned we cant so my best advice to people is laugh at them for how much of a big pair of clow shoes they look like.
guy 1.look at that fag juggalo he looks like a total retard he dont look wicked he looks like a pair of clown shoes
guy 2. yeah what a spacker
guy 2. yeah what a spacker
by rob lord October 16, 2007
Get the Juggalo mug.A specific Juggalette. She can be found in the dark corners of the internet, lurking among the unsavory, licking her hatchet edge behind her painted eyes. This Juggalette, while enjoying all of the six joker cards, has sworn herself to Thy Wraith, in name, album, life, and interpretation. There is only one, who is the original, from the Chicago area she has risen. Every day she celebrates the gifts of family, god, and pride that her Juggalo brethren has given her. There will be imitators, but in the end they know they are the lie, in the end survives the one, and the only Wraith Juggalette.
Wraith Juggalette Short excerpt from her poem "How You Make The Wickid Shit";
'...I am never understood,
But my fam just doesn't care.
They aren't understood either,
Thats just one more thing we share.
The hatchetman is my father,
The jokers cards my peers.
The Wraith giving me name,
Nothing left to fear...'
Wraith Juggalette Short excerpt from her poem "How You Make The Wickid Shit";
'...I am never understood,
But my fam just doesn't care.
They aren't understood either,
Thats just one more thing we share.
The hatchetman is my father,
The jokers cards my peers.
The Wraith giving me name,
Nothing left to fear...'
I.e.- There is only one Juggalette known to have named and sworn herself exclusively to ICP, to one Joker's Card, and that is Wraith Juggalette.
Found upon MySpace. There is only one.
Imitations are possible, so be wary.
When I die,
Show no pity,
Send my soul to Juggalo city.
Dig my grave six feet deep,
Tell my momma not to weep.
Then put two matches by my feet,
Put two hatchets on my chest,
And tell my homies I did my best.
Found upon MySpace. There is only one.
Imitations are possible, so be wary.
When I die,
Show no pity,
Send my soul to Juggalo city.
Dig my grave six feet deep,
Tell my momma not to weep.
Then put two matches by my feet,
Put two hatchets on my chest,
And tell my homies I did my best.
by Wraith Juggalette April 2, 2008
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Noun - A pathetic, worthless, inbred, rancid excuse for a human being. A Juggalo, otherwise known as the previous, is a tool who listens to, masturbates to, and worships the equally pathetic, worthless, inbred and rancid "music group" known as "Insane Clown Posse", or "Insanely Gay Clown Pussies." Most commonly, the Juggalos are the unfortunate offspring of a wifebeating, WWE watching, gambling alcoholic with snaggle-teeth, and a saggy-tittied, rotten crotched, woman-cow who lost her virginity when she was 9.
Juggalos commonly associate with other Juggalos, and have Juggalo Circle Jerks.
Juggalos believe that all other music is inferior to the vexatious, arrhythmical noise produced by "Insanely Gay Clown Pussies."
Jugglettes, not to be confused with a human female, is the effeminate equivalent of a Juggalo, except sporting breasts and a smelly, hotdog-worn crease otherwise known as the Vagina. They too "Rep da hatchet."
All in all, Juggalos and Jugglettes are the scum of the Earth and retain the equal value as the shit in the toilet of a truck stop restroom and are equally as disgusting.
Juggalos commonly associate with other Juggalos, and have Juggalo Circle Jerks.
Juggalos believe that all other music is inferior to the vexatious, arrhythmical noise produced by "Insanely Gay Clown Pussies."
Jugglettes, not to be confused with a human female, is the effeminate equivalent of a Juggalo, except sporting breasts and a smelly, hotdog-worn crease otherwise known as the Vagina. They too "Rep da hatchet."
All in all, Juggalos and Jugglettes are the scum of the Earth and retain the equal value as the shit in the toilet of a truck stop restroom and are equally as disgusting.
Juggalo - "i rep da hatchet! icp is da gratest band eva!!1!!1!!!"
(Note the misspellings. They are a realistic emphasis on how uneducated Juggalos really are.)
Me - "No. Just no. ICP is hardly a band, and they're hardly people. They are just as much of a pile of camel feces are you are."
(Note the misspellings. They are a realistic emphasis on how uneducated Juggalos really are.)
Me - "No. Just no. ICP is hardly a band, and they're hardly people. They are just as much of a pile of camel feces are you are."
by C.T.W. August 14, 2011
Get the Juggalo mug.1. A faggot that likes Horrorcore music. Such as: ICP, Twiztid, Esham, Natas, Project Dead Man,Dark Lotus and Zug Island.
That fat piece of shit is a juggalo.
by Brett Snyder July 18, 2008
Get the Juggalo mug.A phrase indicating that a person, thing, or place (any noun, for that matter) is of high value and/or extremely worthwhile. Based on the parody floating around the internet involving a certain 'X-Men/Marvel Comics' supervillain.
"I'm the juggernaut, bitch!"
"Wow, look at the ass on that girl. She is the juggernaut, bitch."
"McDonald's is the juggernaut, bitch." "No, Wendy's is the juggernaut, bitch."
"I'm going to go get a Subaru WRX. That car is the juggernaut, bitch."
"Wow, look at the ass on that girl. She is the juggernaut, bitch."
"McDonald's is the juggernaut, bitch." "No, Wendy's is the juggernaut, bitch."
"I'm going to go get a Subaru WRX. That car is the juggernaut, bitch."
by Craig B. April 8, 2006
Get the The Juggernaut, Bitch mug.An individual who listens to ICP and thinks he or she is cool. Usually on disability because of stupidity or laziness. May also be on food stamps. DOES NOT WORK. Usually hangs out in places of public transit.
by "ass" man August 7, 2010
Get the Juggalo mug.A fat, worthless, poor, white person who pretends to like the shittiest band in the world. They worship the Insane Clown Posse even though there music is horrible and makes no god damn sense. They are so pathetic and lowly that they call themselves juggalos so that people think there part of something bigger or some stupid shit like that. They think it makes them different even though it just makes them dumb. They wear makeup so that people know there "different" from the rest of society even though no one gives a damn. Nobody likes juggalos and hopefully someday they will realize that the ICP is horrible music. Hopefully someday the ICP will be forgotten and we won't have to deal with this dreadful excuse for music or juggalos anymore.
by ThaBigTasty January 24, 2011
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