Jonathan king

Jonathan king is an artistic, money chasing, smart, sometimes funny Individual. He knows nothing about sports and has almost no interest in them at all. He’s pretty good at ela but absolutely garbage at math sooooo don’t count on him for that. He also talks about nothing sexual unless its another persons sexual life. He is not afraid to fight and use the objects around him to help him win

Why is that dude such a Jonathan king, he seems really nerdy but he got in a fight with someone and threw a chair at them for taking his pencil

by Biggppchase March 1, 2020

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Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.

Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!

by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022

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Jonathan Lee

He makes you fart

Damn Jonathan Lee cute and all but he make me fart

by anonymous November 21, 2021

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Jonathan Bussman

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.

Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.

by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018

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Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

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