jocked yo ass

something you say after you trick someone

did you see that monkey in the sky? JOCKED YO ASS!!

by johnny shityseed February 4, 2007

ass jacker

one who tricks people, mostly young boys, into recieving anal sex.

-Wow after that Church Overnighter my ass really hurts and I dont know why!
-Dude I told you that priest was an ass jacker.

by Antifelcher March 3, 2003

The Joker

The most Smexxii Villain of all time! Totally owns Batman and rules Gotham. An extremely hot and intellegent man.

Refrence to Heath Ledgers Joker

Boy:Wow The Joker is making Batman jizz his pants!

Girl:ha, um, ha how weird! (said Nervously)

by IdoLoveTheJoker January 24, 2010

Swagger Jacker

1. A person who steals another persons swag/since of style/ or being

2. A copy cat

Swagger Jacker Did you see that person steal that kid's style? What a Swagger Jacker!

by Eden Alice February 20, 2009

swagger jacker

To steal someone else's unique style that sets them apart from the crowd, makes them famous, or otherwise steals their thunder making them warrant a lot less attention or swagger factor.

A good part popularized by celebs and hip hop songs like Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow. The female artists in the song sings, "Them Chickens jackin' my style. They try to copy my swagger. I'm on that next shit now."

A guy goes to a uppity club or a local trendy, upscale hang out spot with a few friends but dresses up in fancy black clothing to top the competition which earns him attention of beautiful women. He starts to notice more and more men doing the same looking and acting more like him. He realizes they are nothing but lame swagger jackers who have no real game of their own but to live off someone else's own success.

by honestguy87110 August 12, 2009

camel jockey

An Arab. An A-Rab. A person from Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iraq, Egypt, Yemen, or Lybia.

Walking up and down the streets of Damascus, I saw several thousand camel jockeys.

by Sneaky Snyde June 7, 2005

schlong jockey

One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.

David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!

by John Bassett February 10, 2007