of jewish decent

Term meaning the user has Jewish ancestors. Often overused to refer to some very distant relatives in the hope it will give them favour over others when dealing with prospective clients that are either jewish or in the belief that religious people do jobs better. Also used as an escape from anti-sematic comments.

The paternal grandfather of my maternal grandmother was Jewish. Therefore I am of jewish descent.


Hitler's grandfather was jewish (he used to beat his father, and from there was installed the seed of hatred for judaism) and hence Adolf was of a stronger jewish descent than I.

--or--

GUY 1: Those damn Jews still haven't given me my money, I suppose it is typical of them

GUY 2: That's a rather racist comment. You jew-hating nazi!

GUY 1: I don't got beef with the Jews, I'm of jwish descent myself; my great great gandfather was Jewish.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

jewish jaw dropper

“A maneuver (usually derogatory), consisting of a man poking the back of someone’s head with his erect penis, in a similar fashion of the German soldiers putting their guns to the head of a Jew during World War II.”

"dude, i snuck up behind kyle after I got out of the shower and gave him a Jewish jaw dropper."

by Lloyd Franklyn October 14, 2007

Jewish Albatross

Dripping soy sauce down the pulsating member of a jewish man's forskin, while reciting the indian code to survival in the great plains.

jimmy k told me about the Jewish Albatross as we were reading the Torah.

by Kevboe, cole cakes, cel. May 16, 2008

Jewish Lightning

A famous boxer in the early 30's.

Jewish Lightning puts another Irish fighter down in the first round.

by jlight August 9, 2006

jewish ragdoll

a sexual position, performed by a male jew, railing an unconscious female jew

some jew: "did you see john try the jewish ragdoll last night?"
other jew: "i sure did, it was quite interesting!"

by sexkitten3000 January 1, 2011

jack gay Jewish noes man

a man called Jack Mortan who has a big noes and wears a little cap on his head.

" hey look its a jack gay Jewish noes man."

by the secret man February 1, 2021

shut your jewish lips

telling someone to shut up because there so damn cheap they need coupons for everything

me: coupons for coca-cola?
zack: yah thats a great deal, thats like 50 bucks, they got coke and sprite and vault and everything.. mmmmhmmmmm
me: shut your jewish lips!!!

by baby shaniqua January 4, 2008