Jason

This is a definition of someone elegant, strong, smart and the most handsome guy in the world. Except for Jason vorchees, all Jason are the greatest man alive

Wow Jason is a god church

by Ugandan-knuckles- January 20, 2018

jason lee middle school

A boring school where all the cucks and plebs go to talk about boring drama act cool and do drugs at. The principle doesn’t know what he’s doing and the teachers are the same. The teachers are retarded butt fucks and do jack. All the kids do is act cool and pretend like they have “clout”. If your trying to smash some dumb blonde, Jason lee is the place to go.

Person 1:“Do you go to Jason lee middle school?”
Person 2:“Yea, all I do is wear clout goggles and play fortnite”
Person 1:“Dank”

by BDEATHPUNCH April 7, 2018

jason abbott

Jason abbott is someone who is cool as fuck he is truly amazing in every way

Jason abbott is a fucking legend

by Junkiejaggingfucker May 19, 2018

Jason Viti

Worst guy you will ever meet plays with u and is a dickhead - from his side hoes

Jason Viti dick

I know right

by Big rocker 69 July 21, 2018

Jason

Typically a very tall man who is kind but very loud after a couple beers/tequila

Ex: hey look at the drunk slender man over there.
oh never mind he is probably a Jason

by Eatmydustfool July 25, 2020

Jason

Jason is well hung, manly, kinda funny and the biggest SIMP you will ever meet, only of course to the right girl. Oh yeah, he’s sexy ASF!

*Jason walks in the room*
guy: WAOH! Is your name Jason?

jason: Yes
guy: I knew it! I can see your bulge through your pants!!

by jamalsgurl69 December 29, 2020

Pullin' A Jason

1. Someone who constantly invites themself somewhere with you.
2. Someone who pays pretty much the minimum for weed and mooches everything.
3. A person who owns a BMW Beamer, probably red.

Just got off the phone with (Insert name here), he is totally pullin' a jason. He'll be here in 10 minutes in the Beamer.

by Leminy Snicket August 29, 2010