Jaden

Not gay

Jaden is not gay

by sexjaden November 22, 2021

Jaden

damn he hot

omg jaden is hot

by that goat with a top hat November 30, 2021

Donkey Jaden

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.

Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.

by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010

jack and jade

A couple that will last forever and pull through anything. Jack and jade would be considered a perfect couple as they are loyal and love each other very much. They will never argue and always fine a way.

Jack and jade found a way to see each other

by Nathan God James December 4, 2016

jade

"Pounamu" or greenstone as it known as in english.

NZ Nephrite (jade) is a stone for which NZ has become famous.
Also known as Pounamu or greenstone

by Jade January 28, 2006

jade clapper

a fart that is very thick and most likely to leave a green skid mark on your underwear

holy shit i just did a jade clapper

by boa22891 January 29, 2009

Jade

A nice girl who thinks she's fat but isn't, a girl who is beautiful inside and out. She will always complain about her self, but she's fine and perfect. She will play sports like basketball, and often just chill with friends. Jades are perfect. Usually tan with black and dark eyes.

Look at Jade, she's playing basketball.

by AmandaPlaysGames March 18, 2017