Jake

Someone who is slower than normal. Dumb. Stupid. An idiot. Big trucks have a "jake" brake. See also: Truck.

Guy 1:What is taking this guy so long?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, he's just a Jake.

by PathLessTraveled August 1, 2018

Jake

A pansexual adorable like bean that's gay as Hell

Wow, he's a total Jake

by The Pan Penguin October 9, 2019

Jake

Is an idiot

Jake your such an idiot you will never get a girlfriend

by Jake's dad May 7, 2018

Jake

A nice but guy that often puts himself down and always helps others. He never thinks of himself first only other people and is the gayest pansexual you will ever meet.

Who's that guy?
That's a Jake, careful I hear the gay is contagious

by The Pan Penguin October 10, 2019

jake

the word (name) jake stands for (or is equal) to white and anorexic

“aye did u see jake, that boy is the whitest and skinniest boy i’ve ever seen i swear if u put him in front of a white broad, u wouldn’t be able to see him, even is he turns to the side i can see that kid😭😭!”

by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018

Jake

Jake is my best friend he makes you laugh all the time and he is hella thiccc and everybody likes him because he is so awesome and he has pretty eyes and he is also very pretty I love jake!!!!

Jake is my best friend

by Jake bsf June 2, 2018

Jake

a boy who doesn’t listen often and is quite stubborn. can be loud and obnoxious, but has a sweet soft side.

“Jake disrupted the class again today, but he’s only like this after a fight with Beck.”

by smlltiddyycomitte March 28, 2020