A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.
The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020
Get the standy j mug.1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.
(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!
(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
by M Albury September 26, 2012
Get the J Buffed mug.dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him
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Get the J Swizznasty mug.Act of some illegal idiot attempting to cross the street where there is on-coming traffic and no crosswalk.
'There is no crosswalk here! Stop J-Walking! I will hit you!'
'Let me hit this J-walker man, it will be an improvement to the Gene-pool.'
'Let me hit this J-walker man, it will be an improvement to the Gene-pool.'
by Anonymous 11111112929292894985 October 23, 2008
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