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j max

hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass
by Jordan and Max August 2, 2008
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J Buda

Young Puerto Rican Rapper From Jersey

The Next Best Latin Rapper Next To Big Pun
J Buda's One Man Army Is Dope!
by Josefine The Man January 20, 2009
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PAD-J

/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.
"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"
by Music History Professor June 1, 2018
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standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.
by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020
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J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
by M Albury September 26, 2012
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Sleep j

when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)
dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him
by super8mm October 28, 2011
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J Swizznasty

When you ejaculate on titties (big or small)
I want to J Swizznasty this girl named Vange
by Your Moms favourite friend September 30, 2021
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