bell ends

late night skran

Maggie darling we need to pop out to Waitrose to pick up some foie gras and bell ends to suck on.

by I want to lick buuuuuuum December 21, 2019

chong end

the chong end is the tip of the male foreskin it is used as an insult eg

"You're a right chong end"
"what did you do that for you chong end?!"

by Tryan October 05, 2005

Trend End

The time after the climax of a popular trend, video, way of speaking etc.

Person 1: WHAT ARE THOOOOSSE

Person 2: Shut up it's already at its trend end

by Lemaondea July 23, 2015

Right ended

It is when a barber cuts your hair and says ohh that was ended

“You went to the barbers?” “Yeah I got Right ended

by Deminslayer999 June 23, 2021

The Safari End

If anything has an end, it's the Safari End. Even if there is two ends, both are called the Safari End.

Richie Benaud: 'Here comes Warnie ripping it up from the Safari End, getting plenty of boom kitsa too isnt he Chaps!'
Chaps: 'Ohh mate ... cchht'.

by Cchht February 12, 2014

Shit Ends

When your hair is so long it touches the toilet when you sit to poop, and as such your split ends become shit ends.

I have to start tying my hair up when I poop, I'm getting shit ends

by HarDoRichardson September 28, 2019

Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot

I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since

by Glock(oma) July 03, 2021