Gaucho Theory

The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.

Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.

The Gaucho Theory Discovered

ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:

1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"

Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"

by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009

Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

the pepper theory

a way to messure women

some are green some are hot some are not

she's a gost pepper in the pepper theory

by dasfghjkjuyt February 28, 2018

Mango Theory

The idea that two individuals will achieve a successful relationship, based on one of the individuals liking mangos in contrast to the other's distaste.

"I heard she dislikes mangos! That is good considering you like them; you know the mango theory and all..."

by PegasusMonkey April 11, 2022

jordan theory

The theory that everything you say is a lie

I think he has Jordan theory.

by Mr. Kerwit October 22, 2017

DADDY'S THEORY

In conclusion daddy's theory reject the idea that anyone other than niggas named Jordan are daddy

"Jordan is a total daddy"
Well thats Daddy's Theory for you

by Jord Jr. November 20, 2020

The Christopher Theory

Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.

The Christopher Theory was originally developed by Charbel (Gregory's brother)

by gregory for president January 17, 2023