dead by morning

Party that's totally dead in the morning.

Person 1: Man, that party was cool
Person 2: Yeah, but it was dead by morning.
Person 1: fo sho

by ALEXmofoyeah June 21, 2006

morning stench

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.

Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.

by busterboner September 5, 2009

Morning Glory

A particular kind of seed often used for its psychedelic LSA content.

MG seeds contain Lysergic Acid Amide, a drug similar in physical structure to LSD, but much more mild.

Described in detail by Youtuber Botany101

Morning Glory can get you seriously high man.

by Hexenhammer November 2, 2009

morning wood

the thing that you'll miss the most when you will become old

Suresh: Damn! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies.

Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.

by spunkTanker May 24, 2011

morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019

morning oyster

Coughing up detritus from the lining of the throat and lungs,usually associated with smoking and drinking the night before,usually in a liquidy-greenish spot,with,erm,...bits ;)

I woke up this morning after that clubbing session,and it felt like I had sandpaper in my throat,and baffles in my lungs. I had a long drink of water for my throat,and a good old hoik over the verandah for a morning oyster

by Tendollarbill October 9, 2008

morning wind

The fart that you held in all night, possibly because of the way that you were sleeping. Often potent and grody, but can range anywhere from deadly stank to just a lot of noise.

Oh, dear god, my husband just broke morning wind and it was so foul, I spewed last night's taquitos all on our new rug!

by RonnieM August 18, 2009