by nz skux delux October 07, 2011
Ryan: Dude! I made sweet sweet love to this hot slut last night.
James: Oh yea? Did you get fire wood?
Ryan: Shhh, Don't tell any one but my wood burns like a mofo.
James: Oh yea? Did you get fire wood?
Ryan: Shhh, Don't tell any one but my wood burns like a mofo.
by Marshbag October 16, 2006
A dildo from the 1800's.
Make sure you sand that wood-pecker really smooth, we don't want anyone getting any splinters in their vagina or ass hole!
by Roger Buttram January 19, 2007
Famous phtographer, especially within the Booker T. Washington HSPVA community located in Dallas, TX. Wood's photograph's are composed of portraits within the outdoors but mostly composed of urban environments around her hometown of Dallas.
1) Wood's photographs will make you hate your life.
2) A Wood photograph is the best photograph.
3) Count on Katy Wood to take the art of photography to another level.
2) A Wood photograph is the best photograph.
3) Count on Katy Wood to take the art of photography to another level.
by BiPolar the Cat May 12, 2009
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by Light Joker August 29, 2005
The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)
by Chris A. P. February 08, 2007