When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.
by Kal2731 October 7, 2021
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Get the Terrorist Hump mug.Defined as: When you thrust your groin into an object from point blank range at terminal velocity in such a way that it results in the object, or the receptacle of the object gets the entire weight of the "humper" and the entire object "stuffed" to the full extent humanly possible violently forced in. Some great uses are when face fucking, or when she wants it rough and can last longer than 3 pumps.
When done properly the object usually becomes lodged in said hole (think of any cylindrical object with a round object which has a diameter larger than the cylinder being packed in until it becomes stuck and Is half in and half out.
When done properly the object usually becomes lodged in said hole (think of any cylindrical object with a round object which has a diameter larger than the cylinder being packed in until it becomes stuck and Is half in and half out.
Usually delivered as:
Example 1: "Fabio had given her the hump stuffing last night".
I asked Lisa why she was waddling. She exclaimed "I got the hump-stuffing last night, twice.
When Sally's longtime boyfriend James asked to get pegged and then proceeded to ask to get Hump-stuffed; it was at that moment she realized he was bisexual.
Example 1: "Fabio had given her the hump stuffing last night".
I asked Lisa why she was waddling. She exclaimed "I got the hump-stuffing last night, twice.
When Sally's longtime boyfriend James asked to get pegged and then proceeded to ask to get Hump-stuffed; it was at that moment she realized he was bisexual.
by Chevellegod August 18, 2021
Get the Hump Stuffing mug.When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.
Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.
Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.
Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.
At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...
At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...
by Hoo Lee Gan January 9, 2013
Get the word hump mug.1. The act of groping, humping, dirty-talking, and grinding one's significant other in a state of sleep arousal / highly sexual dreams.
My significant other told me I was somnambul-humping them this morning, it must be why I was having dirty dreams all morning.
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