by THE SHMORT October 28, 2021
Get the Terrorist Humpmug. When you are dry humping i.e.- attempting to have sex while fully clothed, however, your clothing is wet. Thus no longer making it 'dry' humping.
And all of a sudden, we fell onto the shower floor, water running, and still fully clothed. It was pretty much dry humping, but our clothes got wet. So, I guess we were damp humping.
by jruss--1 April 23, 2014
Get the damp humpingmug. When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.
by Kal2731 October 7, 2021
Get the Trump Humpmug. by 665565555 April 19, 2019
Get the Speed humpmug. When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.
“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
by poisoned poet February 23, 2022
Get the Muffle Humpmug. by victorvigger March 24, 2016
Get the humping mirrormug. As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.
by hembryguitars October 30, 2015
Get the Humping The Duckmug.