Human Skewer

When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.

Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"

by 5 Finger Xbox May 18, 2011

Stray Human

A person who after years of no contact shows up or gets dropped off (usually after a divorce, but may just be sniffing around) on your door step because their miserable attempt at life has failed and they would like to hang around your family for a little while. Instead of making a good pet, they usually just eat all your food and shit on your carpet.

My mother-in-law runs the neighborhood stray human shelter.

by John Wesley February 11, 2008

organic human

Person believed to been born from a seed.

Jeffrey is an organic human.

by Organic jeff March 10, 2017

Humaira

Humaira is a intelligent, caring and helpful person.
She is known to have a love in football and maths.
She always loves to be on top of her game but is sometimes lazy

Her temper can often lift when around people she dislikes.
Overall she is a loving, responsible and kind-hearted person.

Humaira is a name

by TheFootballGirlBoss June 12, 2021

Human Geography

The most worthless history course you can take on a high school campus. Basically, it takes all the important information from World Geography and disguises it behind irritating vocabulary words. AP Human Geography is arguably the easiest AP course. Understanding it requires only common sense and consciousness.

I took AP Human Geography in my fall semester. The AP exam was on May 18th. Instead of studying, I drank a bottle and a half or Robitussin Cough the night before the AP exam and passed out around 2 A.M. The next day, horribly hung over, I stumbled into the gym and used common sense to answer the questions and write the essays. I made a 4. Anyone who had the class in spring semester or who gave a fuck made a 5. Don't judge me; I studied for U.S. and Art History and made 5s, and those classes actually matter.

by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009

Human Centipede

A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.

Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.

Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!

by MikeyZbitch October 19, 2012

human pig shit

Someone who is lower than your average lowlife

- See that guy on the 7:30 Report dumping his waste in the bush?

- Yeah, nothing but human pig shit

by Brammo September 13, 2006