by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018
by stevie plastic December 17, 2007
A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.
My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.
by Jimbob Cleetus III September 01, 2020
A person who is kept in contact with for the express purpose of making yourself feel better when you are sad, depressed, angry, etc.
by Amphritritis November 23, 2016
Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
by Netah March 18, 2008
The term human rat is derived from groups of people that have no apparent critical thought process. Human rats conform to all social norms whether it’s based in reality or not, while also embracing a life of poverty. Human rats can be submissive to government and authority especially if threatened with fear based trauma. Usually human rats do what ever they please disregarding others well being. Human rats are a variety of a gridder, homeless person.
by SlimeOnTheBlock April 28, 2023
1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
1. that teacher is a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
by Urban teffy March 22, 2017