human cumcake

A type of cumcake where many men cum all over a girl's body. Then they lick off her cum.

Yesterday I was made into a human cumcake.

by MsEnid September 14, 2017

Humans/homosapiens

The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.

I know the stuff above is complete gibberish nonsense about humans/homosapiens

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016

Human slide

When two sexy people are naked in a bath tub, girl laying face up on the dude, and the girl uses her legs to push herself up on the guy then releases her legs to slide down the naked mans body and possibly penis.

My boyfriend got aroused when I performed the human slide on him in the tub.

by Honeybadger666 October 15, 2011

human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.

I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.

by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016

Human Tabloid

A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.

My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.

by Jimbob Cleetus III September 1, 2020

Human Butterflying

An instance in which two or more people (human or otherwise) touch their individual butt-holes to that of another person.

During the covid-19 quarantine Pom Pom Purin and Macaroon passed the time by Human Butterflying.

by HumanButterfly enthusiast April 18, 2020

human utters

The breast of human females. Much like a cow's. Only... Human.

Breasts Tits Boobies

Excuse me sir.. Did you just call these tits? These are my human utters.

by PartTimePhilosophers June 23, 2017