Humans/homosapiens

The most idiotic, stupidest, craziest, most uniquely queer species to ever roam the face of earth, possessing the strangest origin story in the galaxy. In the start, humans were mildly stupid, lived in caves with optimus prime and his gang of dinosaurs. One day, a curious human (named the manly name of Chuck)decided it would be great it he just cut off a whole thick layer of fur because he thought it made him look like a fag. Then all his friends saw him and they were like, wydwyl. He explained but they freakin laughed at him and then told optimus prime what their friend had done. optimus was furious so he sent his army of dinosaurs to find Chuck and eat his spleen. But as you know, Chuck Norris didn't back down and made himself a coat of dino skins later(that's why dinosaurs are extinct). Now after this optimus prime was very mad so he climbed out of his stupid little hole in a cliff and set off to hunt down Chuck. now Chuck was a very smart guy-he knew about bear grylls before he was even born into existence, so he got to high ground and drank his own piss to rehydrate. When optimus finaly apeared it was already sunset and chuck was ready to face him without a warning, optimus prime began to run at chuck norris at lightspeed, but Chuck was faster. he pulled out a Michael bay movie DVD and stuffed optimus prime into the small disk. And that is how we came to be the humans we are today.

I know the stuff above is complete gibberish nonsense about humans/homosapiens

by Don't Look Into Their Eyes December 21, 2016

human statue

1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.

1. that teacher is a human statue
2.

person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her

person a: was she a human statue

by Urban teffy March 22, 2017

human utters

The breast of human females. Much like a cow's. Only... Human.

Breasts Tits Boobies

Excuse me sir.. Did you just call these tits? These are my human utters.

by PartTimePhilosophers June 23, 2017

Humanity

What every manatee strives to become

Humans are merely incarcerated creatures living unappreciative, mundane lives, and taking for granted the meaning of humanity.

by Iamawesomedog June 24, 2017

human cumcake

A type of cumcake where many men cum all over a girl's body. Then they lick off her cum.

Yesterday I was made into a human cumcake.

by MsEnid September 14, 2017

Human Loofah

Where a naked midget covered in soap is rubbed against another naked 'normal' person

So me and my Girlfriend are gonna go hire a midget hooked and make her into a Human Loofah

by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018

Human Toaster-Strudel

The act of nutting in a girls vagina so much that she leaks, then spreading jelly or jam over her clit. Finally, you jizz all over her body and let the cum harden, then eat her out Optionally, you can become a cannibal and just eat her.

"Dude, I just made my girl Human Toaster-Strudel"
-Oh, Did you use an oven like I did with mine?

by Ready? AnnddHEBABABABkillme July 3, 2018