Hotel Hospitality

Hotel Hospitality is act of pooping on a one night stand's pillow before you make your escape. Such as to leave a courtesy mint on a hotel pillow.

Skip: "Yeah bruh I totally gave that girl some hotel hospitality this morning while she was in the shower."

Pete: "Oh gnarly, wet or dry?"

by NikkiCorpse November 21, 2014

Hotel Parachuting

Going to a hotel without a reservation, then making friends with someone in the bar so you can sleep with them.

Staying overnight in New York City. Don't have reservations or much money, so I guess I will be hotel parachuting again.

by 2Legs July 21, 2014

Hotel hopscotch

When you're on vacation and don't have one continuous hotel room, and you're booking night by night, in different hotels.

We got kicked out of our room and now we are playing hotel hopscotch for the rest of our vacation!

by CK BK mofo July 9, 2016

hotel butter

The residue that's scraped off of used hotel sheets

I prefer my steak with a side of hotel butter

by The Barbarian Philosopher March 23, 2017

Hotel bourbon

Getting toasted on bourbon street and deciding no one will catch you giving head to someone in the ice room of the 14th hotel floor. But when your night is ending at 6 am, others nights are beginning, and they need ice.

Carlos and Samantha engaged in hotel Bourbon. A fine gentleman walked in and said, "Oh excuse me, I was just getting ice."

by KattheMadel January 30, 2017

hötzendorf

Verb. To fail epically at something relatively easy because of incompetence or arrogance. Used a lot in the "The Great War" youtube channel.

Luigi Cardona hötzendorfed the offensives on the Isonzo river.

by Canned Soup May 29, 2017

hotelinvest

Inteligência em Investimento Hoteleiro

Não sei se vale a pena investir em um Hotel, preciso chamar a HotelInvest!

by Dr. Doom of Hospitality August 11, 2017