Infinite Hot Dog Paradox

If there is a dumb question or statement that can be add with a Infinite Hot Dog then its a Infinite Hot Dog Paradox.
Dude have you heard of the Infinite Hot Dog Paradox? Yeah, it made Dean go crazy.
by Pistachio Brothers December 26, 2023
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Hot Dog Slide

A man lays on his back with an erect penis facing his belly button, the women straddles the man, sliding forwards and backwards with his penis between her wet labia lips.
In my open relationship, the no penetration rule has led to many hot dog slides.
by Cotton eyed Joe July 20, 2023
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hot dog ramen bowl

A sexual position where one’s penis, or hot dog, is slid in between another’s butt cheeks, the buns…and then that person forcibly excretes diarrhea onto and around said penis.
Chads dick really stinks after that “hot dog Ramen bowl” last night.
by Meater1234 December 31, 2023
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Hot dog units

A Hot dog unit is a measurement in which, the stench of gas station hot dogs reach. Three things have to be in place for hotdog units to be used.

1: The area has some warm, meaty, hot doggy stench.

2: You must be able to identify areas that have breathable air, versus hot dog stench.

3: When walking into an area, you'll know if you smell hot dogs.
Dude1: "Hey bro, I just walked into that crumby gas station, and got a big whiff of nasty ass hotdogs, I could smell them like a mile away!"

Dude2: "bro, that has to be at least like 12 hot dog units of stench man."
by Mountaineer007251 December 18, 2020
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hot-dog stand

Euphemistic for a bar or disco dancing club, the good place around to meet women. Where women go to procure a "hot-dog."
"Sometimes there are plenty of hookers standing on the corner, and no customers. Maybe it's just a matter of time. Are you sure you're going everywhere you're supposed to? Looking in the right places? Did you go to the local hot-dog stand?"
by Ninja Clan Lord February 15, 2017
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Split hot dog bun

When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
by jamnx April 14, 2011
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Arizona smoked hot dog

The Art of sounding yourself with a match, lighting the match, letting it go out putting a condom on letting it fill up with smoke, then let a girl blow you
My boyfriend has a really good Arizona smoked hot dog
by Redneck Bois #RHEC February 08, 2024
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