Horny as hell- guy -baby iam Horny as hell ;)
girl- ooo ya .... well ...hmmmm
guy- yaaa
girl well...... (winks)
guy :)
girl well... i can take care of that for u ;)
guy yeeeeeeessssssssss!
girl- ooo ya .... well ...hmmmm
guy- yaaa
girl well...... (winks)
guy :)
girl well... i can take care of that for u ;)
guy yeeeeeeessssssssss!
by kingdrew November 4, 2011
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It was a freezing winter's Day as the lonely Hunter looked for shelter within the woods.he was then encountered by a beautiful woman in a lingerie. He was captured by her beauty as she invited him inside her Cabin for Hot Tea.He went inside as he was feeling lucky.they chatted for about an hour until he spilled his tea all over his crotch-area.she offered to wipe it off.he didnt even bother to stop her!. She started pulling off his pants as she slid her hand into his underwear.she squeezed his dick with her soft silky hand.he creamed all over her face .she started sliding his hard dick in and out of her moist throat. He slid his dick back out as he banged the hell out of hr.she moaned and screamed with joy as as she felt it inside her.YESS OH YESS.MORE MORE YOUR SO GOOD AT THIS.She screamedhe slid down to her slippery kitty-cat, and traced the lining of her huge lips, she squirted his face as he tickled her vagina.he then shoved his tongue within the 10 inch deep-paradise.a few minutes later, they both became very tired of their night of heaven.the hunter got dressed,and left the cabin as if nothing ever happened.
I got very horny to this and hope you did too
It was a freezing winter's Day as the lonely Hunter looked for shelter within the woods.he was then encountered by a beautiful woman in a lingerie. He was captured by her beauty as she invited him inside her Cabin for Hot Tea.He went inside as he was feeling lucky.they chatted for about an hour until he spilled his tea all over his crotch-area.she offered to wipe it off.he didnt even bother to stop her!. She started pulling off his pants as she slid her hand into his underwear.she squeezed his dick with her soft silky hand.he creamed all over her face .she started sliding his hard dick in and out of her moist throat. He slid his dick back out as he banged the hell out of hr.she moaned and screamed with joy as as she felt it inside her.YESS OH YESS.MORE MORE YOUR SO GOOD AT THIS.She screamedhe slid down to her slippery kitty-cat, and traced the lining of her huge lips, she squirted his face as he tickled her vagina.he then shoved his tongue within the 10 inch deep-paradise.a few minutes later, they both became very tired of their night of heaven.the hunter got dressed,and left the cabin as if nothing ever happened.
I got very horny to this and hope you did too
by Peewee-hermanizer December 30, 2014
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Someone who gets horny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them sexually aroused.
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Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral
Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Johnny: I saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my God I'm so horny haha for seral
Jacob:Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Jason, Jacob, Will:Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
by browngirlsdonttakebs June 10, 2009
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Get the hormy mug.Namely, Alexander Schussler. Attends school at Rutgers Newark and loves to do anything with an orafice. Craves sex and food 24/7.
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Get the horny mug.I was so horny from looking at the hottest girl in my school's ass all day, I went home and started jerking it while imagining how hard i would fuck her. Then the doorbell rang, and it was her in nothing but a thong and a skin tight t-shirt. She immediately shoved her hand down my pants and motioned towards my bed. She ripped my pants off and started carressing my cock with her tongue, I then tore her shirt off and could not believe her perfect tits. She slowly slipped off her thong and she had the most perfect pussy (which was sopping wet by now) and the ass that I had always imagined. I immediately forced my cock into her asshole and she moaned with delight as I banged her harder and harder. I then dove for her pussy and started to lick all around it. She said she wanted my cock inside of her vagina, and I couldn't disagree. Her wonderfully tight pussy felt so amazing with my dick engulfed in it. I was about to cum when she said she wanted to swallow my juices and she started to suck my cock and tingle the tip with her tongue, and then I shot my load all over her face and mouth while she licked up every bit of it. She then slid her panties back on and walked out of my house topless, with her hand in my pants.
by Randyyyy March 13, 2008
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