can't be hooped

A phrase to express your lack of motivation to do something.

I can't be hooped to visit my inlaws.

I can't be hooped to wash the dishes.

by barelegs November 10, 2013

hooker shoes

Those clear pumps you see girls wearing that's a sure sighn she's a hooker

the girl you took to prom, she wore clear hooker shoes and i bet she fucked your friends for money

by pmafounder June 17, 2006

mexican hooker

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature

I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

hooker baiting

Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.

Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.

Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.

When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.

The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.

Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting

Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.

by Roger the arms dealer July 12, 2009

Hooker slit

A unnecessarily long slit in a skirt or dress. Usually reserved for women who shouldn't be wearing such things.

I could see that fat bitch's panties through her hooker slit.

by Piavenger July 22, 2011

hooker

Someone who does a job they hate for a paycheque. Their main focus in life is money and would crawl a mile for a penny.

Look at Chris working at McDonald's for such a shitty wage. What a hooker.

by HATT August 10, 2006

Hoopers Walk

If a basketball player is hurt / sore / injured from playing all day they will proceed to walk as so

A mix between jogging or trotting w/ their arms up like they’re running or jogging
#Hoopers Walk

by Royal Dripp King 👑 June 20, 2019