Homophobiced

The action of experiencing homophobia

Lani homophobiced me because I said Lil nas X is hot.

by A human with hair June 9, 2021

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homophobe

Someone with a justified and well-founded fear of homophones.

Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.

I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the words is completely opposite.

That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!

After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.

by bitchuck August 26, 2024

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Homophobe

A homophobe is a dirt slob who likes to eat at Hooters, goes to titty bars every weekend and has posters of nude women all over their walls. They're constantly talking about pussy and bragging about how much pussy they get but in actuality they get little to none. They hate LGBT people because they're jealous that LGBT folk actually have an amazing sex life, while the homophobe is a limp dicked buffoon who needs Viagra to get it up. The homophobe is obsessed with being manly and considers it manly to be a slob. They have dirt on their hands because they don't wash often, they like farting around people, they wear shit stained underwear, they don't wipe their ass, they have a gruff appearance and look like they haven't shaved in a few days. They talk with a course voice like they have a sore throat. Their favorite apparel is flannel shirts and clothes with a hunting camouflage pattern. They consider it manly to go hunting and kill dear that can't defend themselves. Their favorite drink up until 2023 was Bud Light when they immediately switched to Coors. They want to make sure everyone around them is straight and they will often ask other guys questions such as “so, you got a girlfriend?” or “wanna go to a titty bar?” to try to determine if all guys around them are straight.

Homophobes would be out murdering LGBT people if law enforcement did not exist.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

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