hockey

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks

fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"

by Jade May 13, 2005

pot hocket

A pot hocket is when you forcefully insert your dog into your blender and then set your blender on fire, while chanting "POT HOCKET" loudly. Also a form of soup.

Man, did you hear? Jimmy pot hocketed his dog.
Belinda set about preparing her kitchen for pot hocket.

by Nuebuekuemue September 13, 2017

Hochosexual

when two heterosexual friends "accidentally" blow each other or perform any sexual acts on the other.

"dude i was over at Chads house and he tried to go hochosexual on me. but i wont let that hocho suck my cock, even if we were in boy scouts together."

by jojo11 February 10, 2006

Hocus Potus

A stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, self centered, egotistical shithead who got voted in as the President of the United States of America

Donald Trump is the 45th Hocus Potus...

by @TruffleButter00 February 13, 2017

hocake

Pronunciation: 'hO-"kAk'
Function: noun;

Main Entry: ho
Etymology: alteration of whore
slang : WHORE
Main Entry: cake
kAk
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse kaka; akin to Old High German kuocho cake

A mythical yeast-based, floury concoction baked in honor of and specifically for prostitutes.

I believe this comes from a movie called the Hollywood Shuffle. Robert Townsend's character works at Winky Dinky Dog. His boss (John Witherspoon) tells him about his latest, greatest creation called Winky Dinky Hocake, "because hoes got to eat too!"
But they never explain exactly what it is.

"My latest, greatest creation...the Winky Dinky Hocake"

by Rob_2006 September 27, 2006

Field Hockey

The best sport ever created. Played mostly by girls. Guys wish they could play. The uniforms are awesome most of the time. The goalies are courageous and some look like they are on steroids. The stick actually doesn't look like a hockey stick that much it is shaped like a "J". The balls are big (That's what she said) and solid. It is easy to get injured but the players are so damn fine that they don't care.

when people say they are going to play the best sport ever immeditaly assume they mean field hockey

by Nikki L. April 11, 2008

Hockey Mom

noun.
variations: Hockeymom

Complete opposite of a Soccermom. A Hockey mom takes only her kid to hockey practice and let the neighbor's kid walk because he is on the other team.

The Hockey mom uses the following tactics to ensure her kid plays well:

- big breakfasts consisting of a lot of cooked animals

- threatens to beat her kid if he does not score a goal (or lets a goal in, if the kid is a goalie)

- yells at her kid to score when at the game

- yells profanities at the other players

The Hockey mom usually drives a pickup truck and lives on a farm. She is a stay at home mom with a large family (usually 7 kids, 3 girls, 4 boys. All boys play hockey)

The Hockey mom carries these interesting traits:
- will cut off any SUV sporting a "IM A SOCCERMOM" bumper sticker
- usually has a chipped upper front tooth
- usually dirty blonde with long hair parted in the middle
- wears tight levi's jeans from ther high school days in the 80's
- listens to REO Speedwagon and Aerosmith
- Drinks vodka and rum and coke
- Married to a redneck farmer that she met in high school. He inherited the farm and his mom was also a hockey mom.

Totally opposite of Soccermom: See Soccermom

Johnny: Hey! Those two women are fighting!
Billy: That ain't no women, those are our moms!
Johnny: damn, dude, my mom just beat the shit out of your mom!
Billy: That's cause my mom is a Soccermom
Johnny: Yeah, and my mom is a Hockey mom
Billy (sobbing): yeah....

by billyVandory February 19, 2010