Heather

A very pretty / gorgeous girl , who is nice and literally can take anyones mans , and CAN literally destroy you with every word she says .
But don't worry luv you are a HEATHER<3

'' I am a HEATHER"

by hohoe April 15, 2021

Heather

Heather is so hot and seggsy, she will do anything for her boyfriend and I mean ANYTHING. She likes to make money and is a big baller yurrr.

Im going to go meet heather at the shop later, see whats crackin.

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Health Whore

People who try to sell you their product, pill, or program under the guise of health, wellness, coaching and caring about you when they really want to get their stuff for free and make some money off of you in what is most often a MLM fad scheme. They typically never name said product/program and instead make the posts mysterious and "DM me" to lure in unsuspecting victims.

Right after New Year's half of my FB feed is all Health Whore posts promising miracles!

by LeesaLeesa January 19, 2022

heathus christ

Heath Lindsey fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.

“omg did you celebrate heathus christ??”

“YES! i had the best day worshiping them!”

by shigurefucker December 11, 2021

Heather

Heather is my friend and I wanted to write about them for a while because they’re awesome. I’m really greatful to have them be there for me and to have them care for me I see them and one of my favorite people I’ve ever talked to and I myself could never get myself to admit to them because they’re older than me so they’ll think I’m bluffing (I mean this all platonically ) I love tons regardless of meeting them recently and they’re just such a sweet and awesome person I love them so much I hope they come across this corny shit one day -ash

“Who’s Heather”
“Literally the best person to exist”

by Ashykneesw1 December 15, 2021

Heather Time

When an individual shows up to said place or event at a time that is at least 30 minutes later than casually late.

The business was scheduled to open almost an hour ago, the doors are still locked they must be on Heather time.

by anonymous December 20, 2021

Heather (John's Sister😈)

super hot sister (John's) who wants to get fucked by all her brother's friends (nate mainly) and wants lots of cum.

Person A: "Yo, did you know John has a super hot sister named Heather (John's Sister😈)?"
Person B: "Ya I think Nate fucked her hard yesterday and I heard she wants lots of cum"

by KillYourselfEvan August 26, 2022