helen clark

The first female elected prime minister of New Zealand. Not the first female prime minister though; in 1997 Jenny Shipley took over as Prime Minister and Leader of the National Party from Jim Bolger, making her the first femlae Prime Minister. Helen Clark is the leader of the Labour Party and became Prime Minister in 1999 and was elected for a second term in 2002. In 1986 Helen Clark was awarded the annual Peace Prize of the Danish Peace Foundation for her work in promoting peace and disarmament.

Helen Clark may be ugly but shes not as ugly as Don Brash.

by squidynz November 13, 2006

Helen Keller

1-A yummy peice of ass I totally want to tap.
2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
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1-Need I say more
2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
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by i got this February 16, 2008

Helen Keller

When a man ejaculates into both of his lovers ears and then jabs them in both eyes rendering them deaf and blind.

"Stacy what's wrong? You seem to be hard of hearing today and you keep tripping on everything."

"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."

"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"

by Fatchicks4me March 27, 2008

Helen

Helen is PRETTY ASF ! She can be a bitch sometimes though. Helen plays basketball a lot she’s very good at it . She will take your man though watch out . Watch out she will roast the hell outta you. Females want to be her .

Girl 1: Helen is ugly asf
Girl 2: girl just shut up cause we all wanna be her .
Girl 1: your so right though !

by Tanner Smithson October 13, 2018

Heleina

A person whose into anime. Might find yourself friending this person because of her love for Yaoi. She has a fear of the dark and could get scared easily. Ask her. She’ll probably tell you everything.

“Boku no pico the shit.” -Heleina

“SASAGEYO SASAGEYO!!”

by SpoopyBloopy November 20, 2018

The Helen Keller

When you fuck a girl upside down so the blood rushes to her head causing her to lose her hearing, and then finishing off by cumming in her eyes.

She wanted to try something new in bed so I gave her The Helen Keller

by skeeternewmon September 16, 2019

Helen Keller

This is a sexual act in which a male wakes up in the middle of the night to his sleeping partner and ejaculates and then finishes in his or her eyes and ears. Therefore hindering their partner deaf and blind the next morning.

"Hey Laurie the word around town is that Greg gave ya a helen Keller"

"Well I wasn't really sure who gave it. Didn't see him that good this morning"

by Tappakeggaday August 19, 2009