Have a Douzy One

A phrase used to tell people to intoxicate women or girls for the purpose of sex or torture. Commonly used by perverts and pedophiles as a way to secretly communicate their disgusting intentions in way that comes off as innocent by the general public.

"See ya later Tanton" "Alright Alex, have a douzy one"
or
"Gary how's it going?" "Just douzy!"

by RickySparkles307 November 16, 2022

'You have a virus!'

Those annoying ads that you have a virus. They give you annoying stuff like, a .exe, an annoying voice that interrupts music, and those pop ups. Most people ignore them, mostly because they're scams.

Person: *On a website, then suddenly,* " 'You have a virus!' Click this to fix it! Call this number (Insert random number here, but I'll give you an example) 666-666-666 to get more information! Download this to fix it!"

by Cathy the Jolteon March 24, 2015

have a slap on the pokies

To have a bet on the pokies

"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"

by Dylan_Alien666 October 13, 2017

I have plans

Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.

Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.

Bob to himself: Dammit!

by Harold Don November 18, 2007

have shit for brains

to be extremely stupid(see also shit for brains)

Oh my gosh, did you really believe that Burger King had come out with a new diet called the Angus diet, you have shit for brains.

by Light Joker October 25, 2004

having dinner with gorillas

A useful, go-to mental technique useful to increase one’s tolerance of otherwise intolerable social events.

When I’m stuck with people who are exceedingly dull, I’ll pretend I’m having dinner with gorillas and suddenly I’m having the time of my life!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

i have to pee

A good way to get out of an awkward situation.

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

by Theunicornmanz February 17, 2018