by thefrenchfrykeeper001 December 1, 2017
Get the You can’t handle me mug.A handle with a hollow cylinder at the end to use when mastebating so you dont get any exess cum on your hands!
Sam: hey chloe, will you wank me?
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)
by grace loftus August 11, 2006
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Get the handlobraesing mug.The yunk-free doodlies hobbled on their hind masgurks. The turd wranglers were practicing their martial trouser dropping. As the sun rose, a bully came to his toes. A gunk poof and kobbled. The breastriary rumbled with life. All the minidurtquaffles hid from the heaving beast. The quacktoot wigglies all beefed in fear. Scampering munk lunkers filled the Youper floor. Loathing themselves to sleep. Stomp Stoump Sharrriiiiii! Heckled the Vinereal Imps.
Bone reflex, bite shorty’s dooks Appears Bone Hane the complisher. Bo Han! Abo Han! Gurtfliggities the Bone Hane. Qwerty creature of pompous deuce trousering steps forth. Qweef, Qweff! He howls
Bone Hane reaches for his bone. Bo Han! It glutes reaching for the shaft. A whirling smash to the Youper floor!
Stun Qwerty once shame on you. Qweff, Qweff! Stammers Qwetry Reaching for the bow of Annubis, he fires a Legolas.
Straight into the Schnozz of Bone Hane. A rumpus gurgle and tottering Philip. Abo Han! He grabs the shaft once more. A whiffling roundhouse to the peter for Qwerty.
Qweff, Qweff! It remps in pain. Stun Qwerty twice shame on Wu! Grasping the Almighty Dueceburg Salad He whips dressing of pure frothbogard into the pupil of Bone Hane.
Abo Han! Bone Hane had been boned Collapsing to the Youper floor. Qwerty immediately after dissent put his tail end in the air. Qweff, Qwaqwaqwaqwa Qweefeefffff!!!! He triumphs. He then looks to the Youper floor and what he sees is terwhilliger. A descendant baby born!
Bone reflex, bite shorty’s dooks Appears Bone Hane the complisher. Bo Han! Abo Han! Gurtfliggities the Bone Hane. Qwerty creature of pompous deuce trousering steps forth. Qweef, Qweff! He howls
Bone Hane reaches for his bone. Bo Han! It glutes reaching for the shaft. A whirling smash to the Youper floor!
Stun Qwerty once shame on you. Qweff, Qweff! Stammers Qwetry Reaching for the bow of Annubis, he fires a Legolas.
Straight into the Schnozz of Bone Hane. A rumpus gurgle and tottering Philip. Abo Han! He grabs the shaft once more. A whiffling roundhouse to the peter for Qwerty.
Qweff, Qweff! It remps in pain. Stun Qwerty twice shame on Wu! Grasping the Almighty Dueceburg Salad He whips dressing of pure frothbogard into the pupil of Bone Hane.
Abo Han! Bone Hane had been boned Collapsing to the Youper floor. Qwerty immediately after dissent put his tail end in the air. Qweff, Qwaqwaqwaqwa Qweefeefffff!!!! He triumphs. He then looks to the Youper floor and what he sees is terwhilliger. A descendant baby born!
by Bone Hane June 15, 2010
Get the Bone Hane mug.when a female sits on the face of a male who has ahandlebar mustache. The hairs on the man's face are said to increase pleasure.
Also seen as "Ride ____'s Handlebars", "Riding on the Handlebars", "Handlebar Ride", and "The Brass Man Special".
Also seen as "Ride ____'s Handlebars", "Riding on the Handlebars", "Handlebar Ride", and "The Brass Man Special".
Ladies always talk to The Brett because they want to Ride the Handlebars.
The ladies love to ride Brett's Handlebars!
"Damn baby! How would you like to ride my handlebars?!?"
Brett is legendary for giving a smooth handlebar ride.
The ladies love to ride Brett's Handlebars!
"Damn baby! How would you like to ride my handlebars?!?"
Brett is legendary for giving a smooth handlebar ride.
by TheBrassMan33 November 2, 2011
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