Ham Radio

A slang term for Amateur Radio. Generally speaking, "Hams" are older men (50 years+) with limited social skills and are generally viewed as misfits

Dude, who is that strange old man living on the corner with all the weird antennas? Oh, that fat one? he's a Ham Radio Operator

by JC7 December 26, 2010

ham neck

n. On large people, the rolls of fat at the back of the neck, especially when they tilt their heads upward.

Did you see that Biker go by? He couldn't do a shoulder check, cause he had a huge ham neck.

by supo pedo June 27, 2006

Mary Ham

A bad reporter who killed

Poppy Gloria, killed meme review and turned it sexist, and possibly killed Gloria Borger

Me: Mary Ham bad
Everyone: Yes

by Random homo sapien June 7, 2019

west ham

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue

by Fat Bastard July 20, 2004

ham and egger

your average joe schmoe, 9 to 5, daily grind nobody. a sucker. someone without any side hustles.

look at that suit and tie wearing ham and egger.

by doctor deez June 14, 2010

ham slam

The ham slam is a premeditated act. You must place a ham steak (thick, flexible and boneless) between the matress and box spring prior to any sex act taking place. Have sex in the doggy style position and when the man is about to come, he removes the ham without the woman knowing. He comes on the ham and when his partner turns around to see what he is doing, he slaps her in the face with the come soaked ham.

Warning: The ham slam may cause divorce, seperation or break-up.

by Peter & Ernie September 10, 2008

smoked ham

When a woman is wearing a swimming costume and you can see subtle, or not-so subtle fat rolls.

Fwoah!! Shaved Ham!! E-Ewww....

by seedy March 22, 2003