ham sandwich

refers to a comment by:
Former Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals* Sol Wachtler in 1985**
about the overreaching ability of District/State's Attorneys to achieve indictments before Grand Juries.
*In New York State, the Supreme Court is the lowest, the Appellate Division is next, and the Court of Appeals is the highest.
**seven years after, he was indicted for sexual harassment and stalking... but I digress

"Even a modestly competent district attorney can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich."

by Bob "A" September 26, 2005

ham sandwich

a groupie.

The band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

ham sammich

what life really is.

life is a ham sammich.

by Icklebo June 22, 2005

Ham Radio

A two way radio device for short and long distance communication. There are many ham operators around the world and most ham radios are able to talk around the world depending on the solar and ionosphereic conditions. A license is required to operate these devices.

I was on my Ham Radio today and talked to a jerk in Russia.

by WolfMan April 22, 2005

ham hogs

girl with fat legs and/or fat calves.

Wow, look at the ham hogs on her

by Ham lover May 24, 2012

Ham Wallet

Describes a woman's Vagina - that "looks like" a Wallet made of Ham - especially when shaved

Darren ordered a Shaved Ham Wallet with a side order of Sun Dried Tomatoes - with no Mayo

by Tubby Tockley September 6, 2006

ham sandwich

an over weight sloppy girl that has lost all self respect for themselves thus making them also a slut willing to have sex with any and everyone.

Olivia is such a ham sandwich

by william mcfap October 4, 2011