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Randall Can’t Handle

Magen you go out with the bois and that one guys doesn’t make it through the night
We went to the Def Leppard show, and Ben didn’t make it to the second song… Yeah Randall Can’t handle
by Spitshine McGee April 1, 2023
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Head handles

When a female has multiple buns on top of her head to hold onto while giving a blowjob.
That girl was giving me a skully when I held onto her head handles. Head handles are great to hold onto while getting head.
by tisom July 23, 2019
mugGet the Head handlesmug.

have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!
Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!
by Ziggywiggle April 21, 2022
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monster-handle

To inflict pain and devastation at a level far greater than being man-handled.
Did you see the "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman monster-handle Brock Lesnar?
by GLT75 August 26, 2017
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Yankee handle

When someone from up north gives you a handle job
Boy 1: she is from new york imma have her give me a handjob
Boy 2: you mean a yankee handle
by Username67435 June 14, 2021
mugGet the Yankee handlemug.

Piss handle

Piss handle is the appendage near your waist that only the male species acquire. You must go through nine months of brutal pain but once you have completed this task you are awarded the piss handle.
Yo bro my piss handle is much longer than yours.
by wewawd February 25, 2020
mugGet the Piss handlemug.

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