Home visit

When you’re going to someone’s house with clear intentions to have sex.

Chris hadn’t seen his girlfriend in days, he texted Angela and told her he wanted to come over for a lil home visit.

by Istoleyourman June 2, 2018

Home But Hiding

A phrase used by Jehovah’s Witnesses conducting door-to-door ministry to jokingly refer to the occurrence when a householder is obviously home but pretending not to be.

This phrase is a play-on-words based on the official phrase “Not at Home.” Jehovah’s Witnesses preach methodically and keep lists of every home they visit where no one answered the door, so that they can go back at another time in the hopes that someone will eventually answer. The list is referred to as “the not at homes” and the house itself is referred to as “a not at home.”

“Home-but-hiding” is not an official category and those houses are recorded as “not-at-homes” so that someone can return at another time.

JW 1: “Was that last house a not at home?”
JW 2: “No, it was a home but hiding.”
JW 1: “Ha! At least it wasn’t a do not call.”

by JW Terms September 26, 2018

home and hosed

you made it. finished.

10 more mins boys and we're home and hosed.

by 1Head May 14, 2019

home and away

Home and away is the best soap ever. I never miss a episode, even missing 1 minute of it is a crime!

It's 6 o'clock. ya know what that means? Home and away time! Yey! :)

by Steph February 18, 2005

Home School

A person who seems innocent & sweet; assumed to be naive and unaware of the real world; especially appropriate for individuals who grew up in a small, rural community and are in the "big city"

JJ: where the FUCK are my keys!?!
KJ: Yo! watch your language! Home School's right over there!
JJ: oh yeah! Pardon my French, Home School...

by JenniferJ December 7, 2007

home owner

1. A homosexual
2. The legal owner of a home

"you are officially a home owner!"
"As of yesterday, due to my winning bid, I am a proud home owner!"

by andy September 2, 2003

home depot

a gigantic orange blob that people go to for their home improvement needs. the employees are jerkasses. the whole chain thrives on suburbanites. carpenters and builders usually go in in there one time, and it's the last time.

bob: hey you build this deck?
steve: yeah, suzy and I went to home de...
bob sprays out beer over deck.

by mutated seabass June 27, 2005