Edmonton Garden Hose

A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.

I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!

by Rionox February 27, 2023

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homedill

Simply saying "Hey whats up" by using the awesome cool slang of today..."Hey homie what is the dill?". But COMBINED!

Fred: Homedill Pete
Pete: Homedill.

by lyv June 3, 2004

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Hopedale mall

a crappy mall in Oakville with no good stores and were all the white gangsta wannabes and old people go to hang out . actual the only good store there is big bare . basically a giant hole in the ground with two stores and a security guard. the nickname given to it is hopeless witch i think is so true.

wannabe1: yo dog do u wana hang out
wannabe2:yeea where do u wana go
wannabe1:Hopedale mall man were else
wannabe2:well were we going to hang
wannabe1: in front of timmies of corse
wannabe2: yeea guy lets go
old guy : those kids have no lives

by Vinnie zee December 9, 2008

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hosedown

Stupid idea by (gay) Zack Latour

by Xenomorphs Suck! March 19, 2003

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hoedown

A form of dance that is used by dumbass rednecks or Ashlee Simpson on SNL when not performing very well since being caught lip syncing is one of the most idiotic & crucial failures within the music industry.

Jessica Simpson: "Oh my God daddy! What in the hell is my sister doin' on national tv after just being humiliated for lip syncing?"
Daddy Simpson: "Oh, that's a hoedown which is what she's supposed to be doin' cuz i made a bet with her that she'd never do that if she was ever caught having no talent just like you. So how's that marriage goin' since you've been givin' me head for the last decade? I guess your doin' a hoedown, too. Ho! Down! Aaaaaaaahhhhh."

by sikwill December 28, 2005

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