Gym Slam

The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving a skin splitting pump and great workout only for you to end up spending most of your training time on the toilet, in gastrointestinal distress. Resulting in diarrhea, with anus ripping, chainsaw farts, followed by essentially urinating out of your ass.

I was mid rep, on my PR, when I had to scratch the weights, rush to the locker room and take a huge gym slam.

by NB11B April 26, 2021

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Gym tourettes

The random bursts of colourful language which are screamed at someone who is struggling with weights or exercise within a gym environment.

Those two dudes by the squat rack are both suffering from an extreme case of gym tourettes...

by Mr. Awesome Jr. August 21, 2013

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Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

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Gym Shoe

A name for a disliked person or person who is doing or saying something that one does not like.

“Hold up gym shoe, who are you talking to like that?”

“Gym shoe, talking out the side of his neck.”

by P14mama February 15, 2023

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cancel gyms

A term used by 300-pound individuals who claim they are "healthy fat people", who think gyms are fatphobic. In reality, they just use it as an excuse to eat Nikocado-tier Mukbangs every day.

Me: Man I want an 8-pack.
Fat girl: Omg, I can't believe it, cancel gyms!

by Deadboydoor517 February 18, 2023

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