goober

stupid person, airhead, slow

1 + 1 doesnt equal to 11, it equals to 2 ya goober!

by tiff March 12, 2004

goober

a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs

"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."

by spiritualdishwasher November 5, 2003

Goob

a synonym for good

it's goob that most of the people at this rowing camp are fairly normal. Some of them are crazy though.

by haveagoobday June 24, 2009

ooba gooba

a dead autistic child

the ooba gooba was resting on the ground

by Horsey4 May 25, 2018

Goober Head

Person who does substantial work for a mucky muck.

Hey goober head, run 5 copies of this report stat, before i bust you in the mouth.

by gary b February 9, 2004

goober

a person who has no life and has no friends

by Smelly Cheese September 11, 2003

goober

Another name for penis.

Hey, doc, wanna see my goober?

by LauraLaura August 1, 2007