Person 1: Bro I heard the United Golf Team is insane this year.
Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.
Person 2 : Yeah, and I heard the team members are extremely sexy.
by LightingMcQueenNeedsPotassium October 29, 2021
Get the United Golf Teammug. Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.
Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Golfmug. A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 22, 2022
Get the Turkey on a Golf Coursemug. In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.
by mhawke69 August 26, 2015
Get the Mexican Golf Clapmug. Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends
by fjfhfhfb July 31, 2020
Get the Golfmug. The man decided to walk his dog before meeting with a coworker, because the dog needed to use the bathroom.
The man was practising golf
The man was practising golf
by pedalpowered1 September 30, 2023
Get the Golfmug. Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.
Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!
by Amy_Dinh February 4, 2022
Get the Golf-fishedmug.