J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.

Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.

by Nippy007 April 30, 2024

Ez Clap Galand

Ez Clap Galand is when u ez clap galand like how america ez clapped england but england isnt galand galand is charles-françois galand who was a gunsmith in france. france fucking sucks. fuck galand fuck france and ez clap those hoes in the sheets. pre mature ejaculation is a myth. Say ez clap galand when u playing roblox like this, "Ez Clap Galand". Carry the coffin and dance in roblox, throw your arms around and eat ass when u getting ur dick sucked.

Dude 1: "yo homeslice check out this sick kill i got in fortnite."
Dude 2: *pulls out a gun and shoots Dude 1 in the head, killing him instantly* "Ez Clap Galand."

by ezclapgaland May 25, 2024

Ez Clap Galand

Ez Clap Galand is when u ez clap galand like how america ez clapped england but england isnt galand galand is charles-françois galand who was a gunsmith in france. france fucking sucks. fuck galand fuck france and ez clap those hoes in the sheets. pre mature ejaculation is a myth. Say ez clap galand when u playing roblox like this, "Ez Clap Galand". Carry the coffin and dance in roblox, throw your arms around and eat ass when u getting ur dick sucked. dont look up what galand means either.

ez clap galand

by ezclapgaland May 25, 2024

twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted

One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok

by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021