Garfield

When a ginger shaves his pubes and doesnt brush them off and gets a blowjob from a girl therefore leaving hair in her mouth which she then chokes on and coughs up a "hair ball"

"Dude, I heard you hooked up with a fatty last night?"

"Haha yeah, I gave her the Garfield!"

by The Anonymous Garfield Bandit November 5, 2009

garage queen

opposite of trailer queen

Cars that are so close to being finished, but no one ever gets around to doing the work to get them running.

Matt's car is such a garage queen, it's been in the shop for like 6 months.

by ME June 18, 2004

garfep

Male Homosexuality

"Oh I feel so "garfep" today, stick that oscar meyer weiner in my pooper."

by Adept June 9, 2004

garfiend

the girlfriend of a guy you like

(garf as in barf- the act of upchucking)
(fiend- a diabolically cruel or wicked person)

Girl 1: omg, that guy is sooo hott!
Girl 2: I know totally, too bad he has a garfiend.

by .124425.8148.183989d February 8, 2008

Garfielded

a natural disaster that occurs in Day of Defeat when Garfield79 pwns multiple members of the opposing force and/or captures all the flags in a spectacular, very badass manner. endings: -ing -ed

DUDE! Ya'll just got Garfielded!!!! LOL, that was a fucked up Garfielding!!!

by Garfield79 (BagofPot) October 21, 2004

garage sailing

beats me.

I dint know what happened I must have been garage sailing.

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Gargee

When a laugh is annoying

You’re gargee

by Jojoismom August 31, 2018