ass gas or grass

The most acceptable forms of payment for the favor of being given a ride to any destination. Roughly translates to: money, weed, or sex (oral sex is also acceptable). Gifts should be given promptly and without hesitation.

Brian: Well, here we are.

Girl: Aw, well thanks for the ride Brian-

*she begins to exit the car*

Brian: Hey- hey, hey! Not so fast, its ass gas or grass in this car, bitch. And it seems I've got a full tank and plenty of the fine erb, so uhhh... *nods head, indicating genitals*

by BES the best September 4, 2008

emo grass

grass thats cuts itself

Me: i wish i had emo grass
Dude: why?
Me: cuz it cuts itself

by darkblackdove June 11, 2006

grass is green

another way to say well duh
meaning that the answer was very blatent .
Other phrases like this include no shit sherlock

bob:water is a liquid!
jim: and grass is green dumbass

by =virus.exe= November 30, 2004

gas, ass, or grass

When someone asks you to drive them somewhere, they can pay with gas, ass, or grass. Gas(money for gas), ass(a sexual favor), grass(marjuana).

Ling Ling: "I just drove you all the way to Africa. You know the rules... gas, grass, or ass."(gas, ass, or grass)

by mikec00l January 5, 2009

Gossip

To spread a rumour about another that is not necessarily true.

Here's some gossip for you. I hear Kate is pregnant with Andy's kid.

by Sammicus September 19, 2007

California grass

It's a synonym for weed, marijuana.

in the beatles song "Get Back":

Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass

by aszdefrg October 22, 2010

grass and tortilla

when you rip out someone's pubic hairs (grass)

and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.

commonly known as G&T

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Sharon and Tony G&T'ed last night.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*

The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.

by DoorKnobKnock June 4, 2011