Granny Pantie Waddle

The Granny Pantie Waddle is when a very large woman, likely over 400# (28 stone), shakes her rear end for a show or performance. Women this large have much fat on the rear end that shakes like a magnitude 9 earthquake. The name is derived from the fact that women this large are relegated to wearing granny panties due to their size and for the flexibility that such undergarments offer.
God, look at that large girl do the granny pantie waddle. That's so hot.
by mhu1 May 05, 2012
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Humbled Granny Style

An insult used when u have 10 more goals than someone in a game of fifa.
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ur granny tranny

person #1: “ur mom gay

person #2: “ur dad lesbian
you: “ur granny tranny”
person #1&2: *dies*
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granny fanny fuck

To fuck an oldie.
Old fuck expired sex 70yr old desperate virgin sex b4 death
Dude? You ok?
"Yeah, i had a granny fanny fuck last night"
Oh shit! How was that?!
"The bitch was 80 man! I had to revive her with my dick!"
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granny's apple surprise

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet
grandma just left a granny's apple surprise
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