Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party
Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose
by Goose December 22, 2003
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Floppy Goose

When you dip your penis in raw egg and apply gold glitter then, angrily attack a passer-by with your gold eggy cock. (this resembles both the golden egg of a goose and the angry nature of the goose itself)
Shall we floppy goose Jon while he sleeps?
by Portsmouth Thought Pad January 24, 2009
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goose

an individual (usually male), that is kept around solely for the free material goods or services they can provide another individual without any form of just compensation.
i.e. pussy, genuine emotion, reciprocal behaviour
He know she ain't never givin him no ass, but he still buys her lunch evryday. That nigga is a goose.

Don't be a goose nigga, let that bitch buy her own drink.
by akiralives July 28, 2006
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Goose

This is a nickname you give a kid that does insanly stupid stunts
Murrey: yo i just fucking jumped on that guys back in the middle of class
Mario: omg roflmfao fucking goose
by forgotenxtragedy November 21, 2006
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Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.
"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
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Goose Necked

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.
Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.
by Goose Neck Whatcher June 02, 2009
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Shit Goose

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.
as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole
by david November 20, 2003
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