Pale color of the skin after wearing a rubber glove for an extended period of time. Frequently, the pale color of the hand is marked in sharp contrast by the normal skin tone of the affected individual above the wrist. Glove tan is especially common among medical staff and workers in biomedical or chemical laboratories.
Lab member 1: Boy, we sure had a long experiment today.
Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.
Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.
by lab_masta_flex July 17, 2018

Similar to a Kitten Mitten but instead of being soft and silky it is comprised of very coarse bear, badger or bulldog pelt and a tanned lining of grizzly skin or innards. Grizzly Gloves are known all over the world for providing its wearers intense Grizzly powers. These powers include but are certainly not limited to the ability to hibernate, grizzly leg strength, salmon catching skills and mauling ability TOP SCORE. Minor drawbacks to the prolonged use of Grizzly Gloves are a predisposition to honey addiction, intense fear of forest fires and sudden uncontrollable urges to pilfer picnic baskets.
Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
by Honey Bree July 22, 2010

A word blank people use to describe what they’re referring to as the glove compartment in a car (mostly black moms).
by latrelljennings June 4, 2023

A Condom
by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025

Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”
by Andos Hastos January 14, 2022

“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”
Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.
Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.
by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020

by TheBaldGlove December 26, 2015
