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hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.
Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.
by not samantha. May 11, 2016
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Pro-gaying

Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.
Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.
by honestlyhonesty August 4, 2017
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Aurora Gladiators

A clan in the game Warframe, led by squidd. the clan have some of the dankest people known to humanity. if you love anime traps and spaghetti this .is the best clan for you to stay in
A: do you like girls?

B: oh nah im from Aurora Gladiators
by sashke October 2, 2017
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Knutting gaying

by Poko251 December 10, 2019
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Booty Gladiator

A big man with sharp weapons in jail who will clap your cheeks
Danny: That Booty Gladiator hurt my asshole! But he had weapons and forced me!
by Wilton Mr.100 October 25, 2019
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Goofy Glacier

When you cum in a condom and freeze it for a little bit and shape it into a sculpture and then your partner eats it
by cumintheoven February 8, 2021
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Goofy Glacier

When you cum in a condom and freeze it for a little bit and shape it into a sculpture and then your partner eats it
by cumintheoven February 8, 2021
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