Fudge Diving

A reference to having anal intercourse with a person who previously defecated and did not wipe themselves

Dude, I just went fudge diving in some hoe and that shit was rank.

by Buddah90 August 6, 2008

Fudge Smearing

Related to the endless wipe. The act of trying to clean one's ass after taking a crap and getting little or no results.

Dude, I took a dump and had an endless wipe. I ended up fudge smearing for a freaking half hour!

by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

Fudge Topping

A very large big nose man who loves to pick up broads at the gym. This term also relates to the ejection of poop when having anal sex. Fudge Topping also refers to a stupid person, possibly not able to read, write, or spell simple words like box.

That gay guy over there is just like a Fudge Topping.

My girl friend gave me a big Fudge Topping last night when we had sex.

You see that big nose austrian guy over there his name is Fudge Topping

by Fabster April 21, 2008

fudge packer

meaning they gay af. dey like it in dey booty hole

will is a gay fudge packer

by boilookinass May 17, 2018

Fudge nudge

After doing a Number 2, the simple act of wiping that triggers the need to sit down again and complete unfinished business.

"Hey, Joe, you were ages in the toilet. What took you so long?"
"Sorry, Bill, I had a fudge nudge and had to sit down again and do some more."

by Fiji Dog November 22, 2011

fudge nudge

1. When a homosexual male flirts with another male, whether gay or straight. 2. The request of or insinuation of anal sex.

EXAMPLE 1
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.

other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.

EXAMPLE 2

some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!

some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 11, 2010

fudge-head

A variation of fidiot for people who don't cuss

Gimme back the controller you fudge-head.

by Cant get rite November 12, 2006