frozen shaft

A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.

Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 20, 2017

Frozen Fudge Brownie

when you lay a big turd log, freeze it, and then use it later as a dildo.

That chick looked like a downie when I was hittin it from the back with the frozen fudge brownie.

by superhotkarl May 5, 2018

frozen nerd

A really white stripper

Wow look at that frozen nerd over there🤤

by Peaches🤤 February 12, 2018

Frozen Cherry

When u fuck a girl on her period and freeze the bloody cum on a stick and eat it like a popsicle

The frozen cherry fun and delicious

by ChiefBeefMaster69 May 20, 2018

frozen frosty

Would be taking your semen and mixing it with ice cream then freezing it and serving it to either your spouse, girlfriend, boyfriend, or guest.

Dang that ice cream is amazing what flavor would you call it?
Oh maybe frozen frosty?

by Obsidian Black May 22, 2018

frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

Frozen Joshi

When you puke in a condom, freeze it overnight, then use it as a dildo.

"Bro, I just gave myself the BEST Frozen Joshi last night. You should totes try it"

by FroJo1998 September 7, 2018