freshman tool

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .

Omg did you see what Johnny did ,they say he's smashed 4 girls he's such a freshman tool

by Whydoesnypresencematter August 11, 2017

freshman shower

Smelling horrid and masking that with a dickton of axe.

Fuck nigga, Johnny smells like nutsack and cologne. Bitchboy gave himself a freshman shower

by ooothatboi October 24, 2017

freshmanic

Being so overly confident and stupid that you just seem like a dumbass. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. You’re not even cool, just shut up.

Look at that kid, he’s so freshmanic

by Ya know it’s joe January 20, 2018

freshman dirty dick down

When you weeb on a preload until it’s half empty and then sell it for full price to a freshman

“Don’t do the freshman dirty dick down on it”

by KronKrootleBooted May 20, 2018

freshman goggles

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).

September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."

by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018

Freshmanning

When kids (typically freshman) bounce their leg rapidly out of nervousness or anxiety, and annoys everyone around them

Kyle is freshmanning so hard I can hear his knee hitting the bottom of the desk.

by sillygooster February 11, 2019

Freshman mango

The type of juul flavor that is what develops the nicotine addiction in most highschool freshman’s.

Cate: my advice for my younger self is to not get addicted to freshman mango

by Scythe Mercury April 27, 2019