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Filthy Uncle Fester

Whilst receiving a good and proper skullie, it occurred to me that this was a fine time to introduce her to my "Filthy Uncle Fester". I gave her the old reach-around and pulled a fine example of last Tuesday's meal from her behind whereby I tactfully smeared it across her upper lip while my exploding fecal deposit caused roiling, brown toilet water to splash upon her chin.
by Gapingredgroovie January 3, 2009
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Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.
"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"
by jtmalott April 4, 2019
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fosters

AKA skippys piss.Cheep lager that is a triumph of marketing over taste like so many;eg stella(worse than),carling(better than)heineken(same page)
fosters ? what else have you got?
by toymi69 May 30, 2008
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Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."
"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"
by Jason L. March 2, 2005
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festering hatchet wound

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.
by mt1mp August 17, 2007
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Froster

a midget you see in High School usually a white and blonde Male
have you seen Froster he is so short he swims in a puddle
by Fuchsbox 345 August 29, 2018
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Fasterer

Faster than faster than fast
bro you can get there way fasterer in a holden
by Tajnost January 5, 2011
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