by meye is meye February 11, 2022
Get the Forkmug. by Tors Powley October 31, 2008
Get the Suck on the forksmug. Gay Brian: “OMG, Kevin and I were getting ready to do it last night. While we were getting intimate, we accidentally started forking.”
Straight Daniel: “That’s cool bro, never tell me that again.”
Straight Daniel: “That’s cool bro, never tell me that again.”
by ElevatedPanguitch October 5, 2020
Get the forkingmug. the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.
by fork in toaster May 26, 2021
Get the fork In toastermug. When you’re partner is sporking you but the boi is no longer hardened but softened due to major relaxation. So you have to wiggle ur booty to then work the blood back in.
I almost fell asleep when we were sporking, but then I still wanted to fuck so I told them to fork it up for me
by Ohnoimsorry December 18, 2019
Get the fork it upmug. by anonymous February 25, 2021
Get the get forkedmug. If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019
Get the left handed forkmug.