fucking flip flops

Idiotic cheap footwear bought on holiday that one is obliged to wear in hot weather. The product of some tropical country too poor to stage an industrial revolution. Generally shoddily built and will fail within a week or two, although almost unwearable when new.

Nearly broke my nose on the steps because these fucking flip flops broke and tripped me up.

by Chuff chuff July 11, 2014

Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.

-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

Floss

What the cool people use. Means tight or cool. White people can't use this.

guy 1: dude i just cummed on ur sister
guy 2: thats floss!

by antonioyay October 15, 2010

Flops

Noun.

The sensation experienced after a very large nicotine headrush. Usually results in slight loss of muscle control, particulary in the neck, and giddy laughter. This intense has the potential to make your head feel grossly overweight, resulting in your head 'flopping' into your chest.

"HAHAHA! OH man I have mad flops right now, I can't feel my face and I can't lift my head!"

by JLoganation October 21, 2007

floss

To take a tampon out with the teeth and then get busy down there.

Bob and I flossed last night, his face was quite red afterwards.

by Celinda Stutters October 7, 2007

Floush

to take from someone

Come on Billy you know I called seat check, You're always trying to floush my shit


make sure you dont floush my lighter

by porkchop666 April 5, 2009

Flobster

A Female Lobster

Mike: What's a female lobster called??

Julie: A flobster you twat

by Giggler10000 January 8, 2009