chode finger

a extremely fat and short finger

dude, peter has some major chode fingers.

by bon mackalasky November 21, 2007

Fender

a guitar company that makes sweet guitars and basses

i just got a p-bass and a stratocaster

by skippy October 1, 2003

fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.

Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.

1. "Christ have you seen Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!

by spacer_ June 15, 2008

Fender Lizard

A chick that will do anything to get on the back of a guys motorcycle. (A bike whore)

The girl on the back of Gibson's bike is quite the fender lizard.

by mattgibson October 9, 2012

driving finger

Your middle finger. Usually refers to the one on the left hand so it can be displayed out the driver's side window to comment on another driver's behavior.

Your driving finger is the longest finger.

by andrew macnamee November 29, 2007

fender-bender

minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.

I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.

by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004

Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation

Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.

"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.

by Wetpaperbag February 7, 2010