fantasy hoe

A fantasy hoe is a type of hoe that lusts after people (and makes people lust for them) but never puts out. Heavily flirtatious irl, on social media, dating apps and basically anywhere else. However, when it comes time to actually hook up, the fantasy hoe opts out and instead is only fulfilled by the idea of sex with the other party, not the action.

“I gotta stop talking to Jose, he flirts with me all day but has never made a move. He’s just a fantasy hoe.”

“I love sexting strangers and then never talking to them again, I’m such a fantasy hoe”

by PAPA$PICE April 22, 2018

fantasy theater

When one is completely engrossed in a daydream.

I was trying to talk to Tom, but he was totally at fantasy theater, he never said a word.

by mattfoster01 December 19, 2008

Magical Fantasy

Magical Fantasy is a made up world that my friends and I made up. It it full of make believe and might even be a book.

Magical Fantasy is made up believe...
YOU SURE BOUT DAT???

by MidRaven October 8, 2022

Fantasis

Describing something transparent or see through

These bed sores on these patients are Fantasis

by Nordic bee November 4, 2022

Fantasy

Dad coming back

I miss you
Come home
This isn't no fantasy story

by Frobonetic June 10, 2020

fantasy fuck team

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.

I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.

by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017

fantasy football gripe

Specific complaints or accusations about fantasy football (e.g., rules, results, transactions, etc.) framed as innocent inquiries or concerns.

Even though I could look this question up, and even though Player Z was clearly dropped by Team S, was it legal for Team S to do that and then be added later by Team H? This isn't a fantasy football gripe, I'm just generally curious whether we follow the undroppable player list.

by bama-roll-tide November 16, 2022